Of Cell Phones, Coffee, and Pickled Vegetables

Cell phones have been put in the Class 2B by the World Health Organization. This means there’s a possible cancer risk.

Also in the 2B Class of 2011 are these winners:

• Bracken Fern
• Caffeine
• Carpentry and Joinery (well, shit.)
• Chloroform
• Chlorine (laundry and pool)
• Red Dye 9 (eat your M&M’s!!)
• Red Dye 2 (mmmmmm, fruit punch.)
• Blue Dye 15 (again with the M&M’s.)
• Cobalt
• Coffee
• Marine Diesel Fuel
• Dry Cleaning
• Engine exhaust from gasoline engines
• Being a firefighter
• HIV
• Human papaloma virus
• Lead
• Low frequency magnetic fields
• Nickel
• Pickled vegetables
• Ceramic fibers
• And a bunch of stuff I can’t pronounce.

The moral of the story is this: ANYTHING YOU DO WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.

Have a great weekend.