Internet ramblings fueled by adult beverages.
More to the point, should children be allowed to attend R rated movies where consenting adults are masturbating?
Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?
If you’re not reading The Onion, you should be. (ignore the unnecessary Flash header). If you’re not following Baratunde Thurston on Twitter, you should be. If you’re not masturbating in movie theaters, well, that’s up to you.